A few fav Chuck Norris jokes :P

There is no such thing as a lesbian, only a woman who never met Chuck Norris

Kids look under there bed for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris messes with the Zohan

Once Chuck Norris walked down a street with an erection. There were NO survivors

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a condom, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, your seconds away from death

Chuck Norris doesnt need a watch, he decides what time it is

If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, then Chuck Norris has more money than you

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isnt pushing up, he's pushing the earth down